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armoredsoul) wrote2015-02-17 10:00 pm
armoredsoul) wrote2015-02-17 10:00 pm
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IC CAH: 1/30/2015
[9:50:59 PM] You have joined the game.
[9:50:59 PM] The following Cardcast decks are in use in this game (instructions):
[9:55:08 PM] Heather has joined the game.
[9:55:11 PM] Lust has joined the game.
[9:55:27 PM] Envy has joined the game.
[9:58:07 PM] (Lust) We have enough people to start a game, let's get started.
[9:58:14 PM] (Heather) WOO!
[9:58:20 PM] (Lust) I made us a crown.
[9:58:29 PM] (Heather) --oh my god
[9:58:34 PM] (Envy) HA
[9:58:47 PM] (Lust) No more food containers on our heads.
[9:59:54 PM] (Heather) Sweet. I won't have to wash my hair five times tonight.
[9:59:54 PM] (Alphonse) *pfff*
[9:59:54 PM] (Lust) *snorts*
[10:00:11 PM] (Envy) Oh, I have a good one.
[10:00:26 PM] (Alphonse) Hmm...
[10:00:55 PM] (Lust) *snorts again*
[10:00:59 PM] Heather wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:01:11 PM] (Lust) Oh, I was sure that was Envy's!
[10:01:11 PM] (Heather) *GIANT GRIN*
[10:01:24 PM] (Envy) No, mine was abstinence.
[10:01:31 PM] (Lust) That was runner up.
[10:01:41 PM] (Lust) But...dying of dysentery.
[10:01:48 PM] (Alphonse) I don't have that good of a hand this time...
[10:02:15 PM] (Envy) Good, then you'll have a harder time winning
[10:02:18 PM] (Heather) *IMMATURE SNICKERING*
[10:02:20 PM] (Alphonse) >:P
[10:02:20 PM] (Lust) Ha, good round.
[10:02:35 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:03:31 PM] (Envy) Hell of an interview
[10:03:36 PM] (Alphonse) No kidding.
[10:03:40 PM] (Heather) (also you guys this absolutely needs to be the game where Sunny sits on Envy and Al)
[10:03:48 PM] (Lust) What job are you going for?
[10:03:49 PM] (Alphonse) (it so does)
[10:03:52 PM] (Envy) (IT DOES)
[10:03:57 PM] (Lust) (YES)
[10:04:05 PM] (Heather) Technically a REALLY good interview could probably involve all three of those.
[10:04:12 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:04:31 PM] (Heather) ... Oh. Well this question is awkward.
[10:04:41 PM] (Alphonse) Aw, man...
[10:04:58 PM] (Envy) Damn, now I don't have a good card.
[10:05:10 PM] (Lust) (OMG I HAVE THE BEST OOC CARD FOR THIS I CAN'T EVEN....)
[10:05:35 PM] (Lust) (It would not at all be IC to play it, but I have 'lesbians'.)
[10:05:42 PM] (Alphonse) (fklsdj;fa)
[10:05:43 PM] (Heather) (oh my god now you have to tell me what it i-- HAHAHAHA)
[10:05:48 PM] (Envy) (pffffff)
[10:06:03 PM] (Lust) (YEAH!)
[10:06:18 PM] (Heather) *stares at 'All the single ladies'* .... Okay, ha ha, very funny, you smartasses.
[10:06:27 PM] (Heather) *POINTEDLY SELECTS 'THE GODDAMN BATMAN'*
[10:06:28 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:06:31 PM] (Alphonse) Yes!
[10:06:40 PM] (Lust) ........
[10:06:45 PM] (Envy) But single ladies was funnier!
[10:06:57 PM] (Heather) *REACHES OVER AND FLICKS ENVY'S EAR*
[10:07:04 PM] (Alphonse) *snickering*
[10:07:18 PM] (Envy) *INDIGNANT LOOK*
[10:07:23 PM] (Lust) .............
[10:07:27 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:07:56 PM] (Alphonse) (...i wish I could ICly play 'the columbine shooting')
[10:08:04 PM] (Heather) (OH NO)
[10:08:23 PM] (Lust) (PFFFFFF)
[10:08:44 PM] Heather wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:08:55 PM] (Alphonse) (oh shit, i thought it read 'white people be like'!)
[10:09:21 PM] (Lust) (No worries!)
[10:10:09 PM] (Alphonse) ............
[10:10:16 PM] (Envy) *snickering*
[10:10:31 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:10:35 PM] (Alphonse) Damnit!
[10:10:38 PM] (Envy) HA!
[10:10:44 PM] (Lust) Why are you surprised?
[10:11:02 PM] (Alphonse) I thought he was premature ecajulation!
[10:11:13 PM] (Lust) That was me.
[10:12:23 PM] (Alphonse) Aaaaaaand there's the carnival penis.
[10:12:38 PM] (Heather) I think it's a given that that one will show up at least once every round.
[10:12:39 PM] (Lust) It's not a real game unless it makes an appearance.
[10:13:06 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:13:41 PM] (Alphonse) ... *eyes his cards...*
[10:14:30 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:15:29 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:15:36 PM] (Envy) ...DAMN IT.
[10:15:37 PM] (Heather) Oh shit.
[10:15:37 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[10:15:43 PM] (Envy) I thought that one would be Heather's.
[10:15:45 PM] (Alphonse) Haha!
[10:16:33 PM] (Envy) Don't think you're going to win this time, you only JUST tied with me.
[10:16:43 PM] (Lust) It's still anyone's game.
[10:16:47 PM] (Alphonse) I'm gonna get that crown, you just watch.
[10:17:32 PM] (Envy) ....
[10:17:34 PM] (Lust) *laughing*
[10:17:37 PM] (Alphonse) ...oh wow.
[10:17:37 PM] (Envy) *CACKLES*
[10:17:57 PM] (Lust) Everyone wants that crown.
[10:18:19 PM] (Heather) We all want to be terrible.
[10:18:54 PM] (Lust) They're all horrible.
[10:19:04 PM] (Alphonse) They're all so bad...
[10:19:24 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:19:26 PM] (Lust) The crown DOES say 'The Worst Human'.
[10:19:34 PM] (Lust) HA! I'm catching up!
[10:19:38 PM] (Heather) ... Aw, man. I thought for sure mine would win that one.
[10:19:44 PM] (Alphonse) Which one were you?
[10:19:54 PM] (Heather) *EXCEPT THAT NO ONE KNOWS HOW FITTING AND THEREFORE TERRIBLE IT WAS*
[10:20:04 PM] (Heather) The baby one.
[10:20:10 PM] (Envy) I was historical revisionism
[10:20:14 PM] (Alphonse) *YUP*
[10:20:22 PM] (Heather) ... Maybe it's only funny if you-- .... nnnnever mind.
[10:20:27 PM] (Heather) Play your cards, dorks.
[10:21:28 PM] (Heather) ... Ew. Sugar-free and soy? No thanks.
[10:21:33 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:21:39 PM] (Heather) aw MAN.
[10:21:45 PM] (Lust) Who's going to win that crown?
[10:21:51 PM] (Lust) .....oh god.
[10:22:16 PM] (Envy) ...well this should be good.
[10:22:19 PM] (Heather) ........... *would have had a smart remark for this a few months ago, but stays weirdly silent*
[10:22:35 PM] (Alphonse) (lmao poor Heather)
[10:22:39 PM] (Envy) *vaguely notices*
[10:22:50 PM] (Alphonse) *oblivious!*
[10:23:17 PM] (Lust) .......
[10:23:23 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:23:28 PM] (Lust) Ha!
[10:23:34 PM] (Envy) Aw, really?
[10:23:35 PM] (Alphonse) Wow, I won with that?
[10:23:57 PM] (Envy) Luuuust, don't pick HIS cards!
[10:24:11 PM] (Lust) Picking Altar Boys felt vaguely creepy.
[10:24:15 PM] (Lust) I didn't do it on purpose!
[10:24:17 PM] (Alphonse) *razzes Envy*
[10:24:56 PM] (Envy) *COMPETITIVE GLARE*
[10:25:03 PM] Heather wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:25:11 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[10:25:16 PM] (Alphonse) We're really keeping even this game.
[10:25:52 PM] (Lust) It's really anyone's.
[10:26:48 PM] (Alphonse) .............................
[10:27:05 PM] (Lust) *poker face*
[10:27:13 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:27:19 PM] (Lust) Wow.
[10:27:24 PM] (Alphonse) *silent fuming*
[10:27:25 PM] (Envy) *smug look*
[10:28:26 PM] (Heather) ... Hmm...
[10:28:31 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:28:41 PM] (Heather) Ominous background music. Can't stand that shit.
[10:28:45 PM] (Lust) Oh, good on you Alphonse!
[10:29:02 PM] (Lust) Mine was orgasm.
[10:29:33 PM] (Heather) --HAHA, yeah, I uh... kinda figured that one was yours.
[10:29:43 PM] (Alphonse) Heh, with that music going on all the time, I figured it was a good choice.
[10:29:44 PM] (Lust) Well it could have been the super soldiers.
[10:30:02 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:30:05 PM] (Envy) Super soldiers was mine, I figured if something was GOING to be wanted for that much...
[10:30:22 PM] (Alphonse) Definitely makes sense!
[10:30:54 PM] (Alphonse) (...how bad do i wanna be...)
[10:30:58 PM] (Lust) Well who doesn't want to swiftly achieve an orgasm?
[10:31:28 PM] (Heather) Not enough to pay that much for it!
[10:31:36 PM] (Lust) *shrugs*
[10:31:44 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:32:13 PM] (Envy) (THAT WAS SAD)
[10:32:18 PM] (Lust) (YES IT WAS!)
[10:32:34 PM] (Alphonse) (BUT ACCURATE WITH THEM)
[10:32:42 PM] (Envy) (YEAH)
[10:33:04 PM] (Lust) (It's like a tagline to being a homunculus)
[10:34:25 PM] (Heather) (whoa, hello. Am I here?)
[10:34:30 PM] (Alphonse) (Yep!)
[10:35:24 PM] Heather wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:35:37 PM] (Heather) Haha, nice.
[10:36:21 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:36:21 PM] (Envy) I dunno, shambling corpses do make things interesting.
[10:36:29 PM] (Lust) They do!
[10:36:33 PM] (Heather) I almost picked that one. But I like prancing.
[10:36:50 PM] (Lust) What should I substitute for Canadian, I don't know what that is.
[10:37:12 PM] (Envy) Canada was some little kid that followed France around
[10:37:20 PM] (Lust) Oh.
[10:37:37 PM] (Alphonse) France? The country?
[10:38:03 PM] (Envy) ....*SUDDENLY, THE BIGGEST AND MOST AMUSED SMIRK*
[10:38:27 PM] (Lust) ....France is Envy's life partner. He lives with us.
[10:38:30 PM] (Envy) Did you know that France lives here? I think he's upstairs.
[10:38:33 PM] (Alphonse) *...he just walked into something, didn't he*
[10:38:45 PM] (Lust) *isn't going to make a big deal out of this*
[10:38:48 PM] (Alphonse) ...what?
[10:38:57 PM] (Alphonse) *SO CONFUSED*
[10:39:00 PM] (Heather) .... Oh. Uh, nobody told Al about that, huh.
[10:39:14 PM] (Heather) He's Envy's boyfriend, kid.
[10:39:26 PM] (Lust) He's a very nice man. We go shopping together.
[10:39:36 PM] (Heather) Good cook, too.
[10:39:47 PM] (Alphonse) ... *404 error* ...oh.
[10:40:30 PM] (Alphonse) (and i just got the mental image of Envy wrapped seductively in the French flag)
[10:40:36 PM] (Lust) (kjshdjmzbhdhnzfbzsdh)
[10:40:41 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:40:46 PM] (Envy) (....PROBABLY...ACCURATE...)
[10:41:10 PM] (Alphonse) (THAT'S SORT OF WHAT AL IS THINKING OF RIGHT NOW)
[10:41:18 PM] (Alphonse) (HOW DO YOU HAVE SEX WITH A COUNTRY)
[10:41:27 PM] (Lust) Who wants a drink?
[10:41:43 PM] (Alphonse) I think I do.
[10:42:00 PM] (Envy) (if he said that Envy's troll answer would be "All the time C:"
[10:42:02 PM] (Envy) )*
[10:42:15 PM] (Lust) *gets drinks*
[10:42:17 PM] (Alphonse) (which is why he's not saying it!)
[10:42:56 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:43:05 PM] Play 3 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[10:43:44 PM] (Envy) *just still snickering at Al's face*
[10:44:30 PM] (Alphonse) *finally snaps out of it and flips Envy off*
[10:44:43 PM] (Lust) Manners....everyone.
[10:44:45 PM] (Envy) *flips him off right back*
[10:45:02 PM] (Heather) Whoa, behave, you guys!
[10:45:17 PM] (Alphonse) *mutter grumble*
[10:45:17 PM] (Lust) We're all adults here, aren't we?
[10:45:32 PM] (Envy) Hey, he started it.
[10:45:39 PM] (Alphonse) (incoming owlmom?)
[10:45:44 PM] (Lust) That doesn't mean you need to finish it.
[10:45:45 PM] (Alphonse) I didn't say anything!
[10:45:56 PM] (Heather) (LET'S LET THEM FIGHT A LITTLE MORE)
[10:46:01 PM] (Alphonse) (OKAY)
[10:46:03 PM] (Envy) You didn't have to SAY anything!
[10:46:21 PM] (Heather) (when it looks like they'll come to blows, Owlmom will arrive)
[10:46:33 PM] (Alphonse) Sorry I got confused about a country being a person!
[10:47:36 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:47:41 PM] (Alphonse) ...damnit!!
[10:48:00 PM] (Envy) He is a person! Besides, you were probably more confused that I could date someone, admit it.
[10:48:12 PM] (Alphonse) I'm not saying a damn word.
[10:49:21 PM] (Heather) Quit trying to kill each other with your eyeballs and play your cards!
[10:49:29 PM] (Heather) *shoots Lust a "BOYS..." look*
[10:49:44 PM] (Lust) *rolls her eyes and shakes head in sympathy*
[10:49:55 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:49:59 PM] (Alphonse) *just glaring at his cards now*
[10:51:44 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:52:05 PM] (Envy) ...*tosses a popcorn kernel at him*
[10:52:44 PM] (Alphonse) ................ *tosses it back*
[10:52:59 PM] (Envy) ..........*TOSSES THREE MORE*
[10:53:16 PM] (Lust) Oh, for god's sake...
[10:53:24 PM] (Alphonse) *EATS THEM*
[10:53:40 PM] (Heather) *IS HONESTLY JUST GLAD THAT THEY'RE THROWING POPCORN AND NOT PUNCHES*
[10:53:47 PM] (Envy) *HANDFUL OF POPCORN, AT HIS FACE*
[10:53:51 PM] (Alphonse) HEY!
[10:54:47 PM] (Lust) Whoever makes a mess has to clean it up.
[10:55:23 PM] (Envy) Hey what, you can't do anything about it. I've got all the popcorn.
[10:55:30 PM] (Envy) *at Al, not Lust*
[10:55:47 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:56:07 PM] (Heather) (I love how Al and Envy keep picking each other's cards)
[10:56:09 PM] (Alphonse) That doesn't mean you can just throw it at me!
[10:56:12 PM] (Heather) (It makes this even better)
[10:56:17 PM] (Alphonse) (it does)
[10:56:22 PM] (Alphonse) (fuel for their fire)
[10:56:24 PM] (Envy) I don't see why not. *sneer*
[10:56:27 PM] (Envy) (YEP)
[10:56:50 PM] (Heather) Technically, food-throwing was established as being within the rules the first time we played this.
[10:57:04 PM] (Heather) Mainly because I kept throwing stuff at Henry and he never fought back.
[10:57:22 PM] (Alphonse) *GLARES AT ENVY, looks at Heather....*
[10:57:24 PM] (Lust) It DOES happen often.
[10:57:37 PM] (Alphonse) *picks up all the popcorn and throws it back at Envy's face*
[10:57:46 PM] (Envy) HEY!
[10:57:58 PM] (Alphonse) Hey what? *SMIRK*
[10:58:00 PM] (Lust) *throws up hands*
[10:58:01 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:58:14 PM] (Envy) *OVERTURNS BOWL ON HIM*
[10:58:23 PM] (Heather) --WHOA, you guys! Hey!
[10:58:29 PM] (Alphonse) *SPUTTERS AND LUNGES FOR ENVY*
[10:58:37 PM] (Lust) Hey!
[10:58:47 PM] (Heather) *CARDS FLY EVERYWHERE*
[10:58:49 PM] (Envy) *FIVE YEAR OLD FIGHT*
[10:59:01 PM] (Alphonse) *LITERAL ELRIC CHILDREN*
[10:59:14 PM] (Lust) *stares in horror and vague disbelief*
[10:59:36 PM] (Heather) *AND THEN, LIKE A FALLING CLOUD, SUNNY DESCENDS OUT OF NOWHERE and Envy and Al literally disappear under white fluff* *BEHAVE, CHILDREN*
[10:59:48 PM] (Alphonse) *...what just happened*
[10:59:55 PM] (Heather) *floomp*
[11:00:09 PM] (Lust) .....*well, that solves that*
[11:00:18 PM] (Envy) *what is happening why all these feathers*
[11:00:29 PM] (Heather) --Sunny, where the hell did you-- ... you know what, never mind.
[11:00:32 PM] (Alphonse) *squirming to get his head out!*
[11:00:47 PM] (Lust) Better than any Espurrs getting involved. Heather, wine?
[11:01:12 PM] (Heather) Wine sounds GREAT. *Sunny twitters softly and proceeds to groom Al's hair once his head pops out from under the feathers*
[11:01:22 PM] (Envy) *manages to get out up to his shoulders but not any further*
[11:01:44 PM] (Envy) Heather! Make Sunny get off of me!
[11:02:02 PM] (Alphonse) *kind of...sits there for a bit before getting his shoulders and arms out too*
[11:02:07 PM] (Lust) *pours wine* You can stay in time out until you can behave. Both of you.
[11:02:12 PM] (Heather) Dude, you KNOW Sunny. I can't make her do anything.
[11:02:25 PM] (Heather) I don't even have the right badge...
[11:02:31 PM] (Alphonse) I didn't do-- *GRUMBLE GRUMBLE*
[11:02:40 PM] (Heather) *Sunny starts to groom Envy too. :>*
[11:02:45 PM] (Lust) Be glad this is the worst that's happening.
[11:02:47 PM] (Envy) *SULK*
[11:02:53 PM] (Alphonse) *ALSO SULK*
[11:03:03 PM] (Alphonse) ...can I have my cards back.
[11:03:10 PM] (Lust) You know how *I* punish misbehaving children. *pointed but mildly amused look*
[11:03:26 PM] (Heather) *snickers and shoves the cards towards them* Play your cards, you babies.
[11:03:29 PM] (Lust) *Yes Lust did just jokingly threaten to spank them*
[11:03:39 PM] (Envy) *SORT OF ALARMED LOOK*
[11:04:06 PM] (Alphonse) *THINKS SHE MEANT FROM BACK HOME but oh yeah, Wrath at the party*
[11:04:22 PM] (Envy) *glares at Al* Don't look at my cards.
[11:04:38 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:04:41 PM] (Alphonse) *glares back* I don't cheat.
[11:04:50 PM] (Alphonse) Dangit!
[11:05:02 PM] (Lust) Well, Envy did win the crown.
[11:05:07 PM] (Lust) *puts it on his head*
[11:05:08 PM] (Envy) ....
[11:05:14 PM] (Envy) *LOOKS A BIT HAPPIER*
[11:05:30 PM] (Alphonse) *ANGRILLY CROSSES ARMS*
[11:05:44 PM] (Alphonse) (want a break before the next one? i need to pee...)
[11:05:49 PM] (Envy) (okay!)
[11:05:49 PM] (Lust) (Me too!)
[11:05:49 PM] (Heather) *Sunny adusts the crown lovingly so that it sits straighter, then pulls out some down to stick in Al's hair so that he gets to have something pretty on his head too*
[11:06:17 PM] (Alphonse) *...okay Sunny gets a smile and pat for that c:*
[11:06:52 PM] (Envy) *grumbles...less sulkily. nobody can stay mad at Sunny*
[11:10:18 PM] (Alphonse) (ready check?)
[11:10:25 PM] (Envy) (ready!)
[11:10:32 PM] (Lust) (ready!)
[11:10:38 PM] (Heather) (Readyyyyy. I have cats all over me so I am trapped in bed)
[11:11:34 PM] (Lust) Perhaps WITHOUT any attempts at physical violence this time?
[11:11:52 PM] (Envy) Like we could, we've got a giant owl sitting on us.
[11:11:58 PM] (Heather) *Sunny lets out a bell-like chirp in agreement*
[11:12:12 PM] (Lust) You're both resourceful.
[11:12:55 PM] (Alphonse) Hmph.
[11:13:20 PM] (Heather) Good girl, Sunny.
[11:13:39 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:14:08 PM] (Alphonse) ... *head in hands*
[11:14:54 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:15:13 PM] (Alphonse) (was envy the abortions)
[11:15:20 PM] (Envy) (of course he was)
[11:15:35 PM] (Lust) That could have been much worse.
[11:15:57 PM] (Alphonse) It could have.
[11:16:32 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:16:47 PM] (Envy) ...Damn, Lust. You really want to wear the crown.
[11:16:48 PM] (Heather) SHIT, Lust, calm down with the wins.
[11:16:52 PM] (Lust) I'm on a roll tonight.
[11:17:23 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:18:11 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:18:33 PM] (Alphonse) I don't think this round is gonna last very long!
[11:19:13 PM] (Lust) *shrugs smugly*
[11:19:37 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:19:50 PM] (Envy) I knew that one would be yours.
[11:19:51 PM] (Lust) I have the best cards this round.
[11:20:06 PM] (Lust) (...OMG I HAVE LESBIANS AGAIN!)
[11:20:18 PM] (Heather) [HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING]
[11:20:29 PM] (Alphonse) (OH MY GOD)
[11:20:49 PM] (Envy) (PLAY IT FOR HEATHER AS A THROWAWAY CARD AT SOME POINT)
[11:20:54 PM] (Lust) (CAH KNOWS!)
[11:20:56 PM] (Heather) (The universe really wants Lust to inadvertently acknowledge Heather's crush apparently)
[11:21:02 PM] (Envy) (so envy can keep noticing things)
[11:21:11 PM] (Alphonse) (it has been written, so it shall be...)
[11:21:15 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:21:19 PM] (Heather) Fuck.
[11:21:24 PM] (Lust) *dances in her seat*
[11:21:31 PM] (Alphonse) *just laughing*
[11:22:25 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:22:42 PM] (Heather) *... BREATHES A SLIGHT SIGH OF RELIEF THAT HER CARD -WASN'T- PICKED THAT TIME*
[11:22:51 PM] (Heather) *it was 'cuddling'*
[11:23:19 PM] Heather wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:23:48 PM] (Envy) That sounded like the most perilous thing.
[11:24:03 PM] (Heather) Trust me, it was.
[11:24:13 PM] (Alphonse) We'll take your word for it.
[11:24:24 PM] (Lust) You're the expert.
[11:24:41 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:25:42 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:25:49 PM] (Heather) ... HAH. Good choice, Envy.
[11:26:04 PM] (Envy) Thought you'd like that one.
[11:26:18 PM] (Alphonse) *?*
[11:26:52 PM] (Lust) Oh tough choice.
[11:27:00 PM] Heather wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:28:10 PM] (Alphonse) (god, I wanna play Republicans just on principle)
[11:28:24 PM] (Heather) (HAHAHA)
[11:28:45 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:28:53 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[11:29:18 PM] (Heather) Man, my cards are shit tonight.
[11:29:39 PM] (Alphonse) Mine would be better if I knew what half of them were.
[11:29:53 PM] (Envy) Mine have been terrible.
[11:29:56 PM] (Envy) Lust has all the good ones.
[11:30:04 PM] (Lust) Not this round
[11:30:20 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:30:29 PM] (Alphonse) ... *sigh*
[11:30:35 PM] (Envy) *smug*
[11:30:55 PM] (Heather) *Sunny begins to WARNING PREEN their hair*
[11:31:02 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:31:10 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[11:31:18 PM] (Alphonse) *he's not fighting!*
[11:31:27 PM] (Envy) *him either!*
[11:31:40 PM] (Alphonse) *...does Sunny like scratches?*
[11:32:09 PM] (Heather) *Sunny adores scratches but is also immune to attempts to win her favor!*
[11:33:02 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:33:09 PM] (Alphonse) *well, she gets them anyway, because she is a cute monster-owl-mom*
[11:33:10 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[11:34:15 PM] Heather wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:34:24 PM] (Heather) Heeeee.
[11:35:02 PM] Heather wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:35:34 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:35:54 PM] (Heather) I wouldn't want to go anywhere where there was clown strippers
[11:36:08 PM] (Lust) Those do sound terrifying.
[11:36:24 PM] (Alphonse) Yeah...
[11:36:28 PM] (Envy) And anywhere they are, I'd bet that sex goblin is there too.
[11:36:39 PM] (Heather) Exactly.
[11:36:41 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:37:35 PM] Heather wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:38:32 PM] Heather wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:38:55 PM] (Heather) Better look out, Lust, I'm catchin' up!
[11:39:05 PM] (Lust) So you are.
[11:39:21 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:40:01 PM] (Alphonse) ...why did we all go for dood on this one?
[11:40:06 PM] (Alphonse) *fod
[11:40:09 PM] (Alphonse) *food
[11:40:12 PM] (Alphonse) (I CAN TYPE)
[11:40:20 PM] Heather wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:40:29 PM] (Lust) Oh damn.
[11:40:37 PM] (Envy) I guess North Korea just sounds like a place that doesn't have any food
[11:40:56 PM] (Alphonse) Looking like a race to the finish!
[11:41:46 PM] Heather wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:42:06 PM] (Envy) Heather knows what card I have to pick if it comes up
[11:42:07 PM] (Heather) I didn't even try to answer the question with that one, I just knew you'd pick it.
[11:42:17 PM] (Lust) It wins every time.
[11:42:33 PM] (Alphonse) I can believe that.
[11:43:16 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:45:14 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:45:56 PM] (Envy) Hey, Heather and Lust are tied
[11:45:56 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:46:06 PM] (Lust) And you've almost caught us.
[11:46:24 PM] (Envy) Damn straight, I want to KEEP the worst person crown.
[11:46:27 PM] (Heather) We won't be tied for long, don't worry.
[11:46:57 PM] Heather wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:47:07 PM] (Heather) *smugly* Told you.
[11:47:20 PM] (Lust) I didn't argue.
[11:47:45 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:47:52 PM] (Heather) Aw fuck.
[11:48:25 PM] (Heather) *.... SPLUTTER*
[11:48:36 PM] (Alphonse) (PERFECT)
[11:48:43 PM] (Lust) (I HAVE BEEN WAITING!)
[11:48:45 PM] (Heather) (I'M CRYING)
[11:48:55 PM] (Envy) (BEAUTIFUL)
[11:49:08 PM] (Heather) *OH NO*
[11:49:09 PM] (Heather) *UH*
[11:49:19 PM] (Alphonse) *...heather u ok*
[11:49:24 PM] (Envy) *headtilt*
[11:49:27 PM] (Heather) *PICKS 'NOTHING' IN HASTE TO END THIS ROUND*
[11:49:28 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:49:58 PM] (Lust) ....I haven't seen this card before!
[11:50:14 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:50:51 PM] Heather wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:51:07 PM] (Alphonse) Time to give up that crown, Envy.
[11:51:09 PM] (Envy) *SIGHS, DRAMATICALLY REMOVES CROWN FROM HEAD*
[11:51:12 PM] (Lust) Heather finally wins one. How long has it been?
[11:51:12 PM] (Envy) *HANDS TO HEATHER*
[11:51:12 PM] (Heather) *RECOVERS FROM THE LESBIANS ROUND to throw her arms in the air*
[11:51:17 PM] (Heather) HAND IT OVE-- thank you
[11:51:24 PM] (Heather) *PUTS IT ON HEAD*
[11:51:28 PM] (Heather) *FOLDS ARMS*
[11:51:32 PM] (Heather) All must bow before me.
[11:51:50 PM] (Lust) *snorts*
[11:51:51 PM] (Envy) Hey, you finally beat Lust, too!
[11:51:58 PM] (Alphonse) *chuckling*
[11:52:06 PM] (Lust) By a single point only, I'll point out.
[11:52:11 PM] (Heather) Excuse me, 'finally'?
[11:52:18 PM] (Heather) Did you forget that I beat her in our first game EVER?
[11:52:24 PM] (Lust) That was ages ago.
[11:52:32 PM] (Heather) Still counts!
[11:52:34 PM] (Envy) It WAS a while ago.
[11:52:40 PM] (Heather) STILL COUNTS.
[11:53:09 PM] (Lust) Alright, I need my beauty sleep. I'm calling it a night, Heather can keep the crown till next time.
[11:54:27 PM] (Alphonse) Good night, Lust!
[11:54:40 PM] (Envy) ...Sunny, you can get off of us now.
[11:55:03 PM] (Lust) (GOOD GAME! Goodnight!)
[11:55:11 PM] (Alphonse) (nini!!)
[11:55:18 PM] (Heather) (G'NIGHT <3333333)
[11:55:26 PM] (Envy) (good night!)
[11:56:45 PM] Lust has left the game.
[11:59:40 PM] Heather has left the game.
[12:01:20 AM] Envy has left the game.
[9:50:59 PM] The following Cardcast decks are in use in this game (instructions):
[9:55:08 PM] Heather has joined the game.
[9:55:11 PM] Lust has joined the game.
[9:55:27 PM] Envy has joined the game.
[9:58:07 PM] (Lust) We have enough people to start a game, let's get started.
[9:58:14 PM] (Heather) WOO!
[9:58:20 PM] (Lust) I made us a crown.
[9:58:29 PM] (Heather) --oh my god
[9:58:34 PM] (Envy) HA
[9:58:47 PM] (Lust) No more food containers on our heads.
[9:59:54 PM] (Heather) Sweet. I won't have to wash my hair five times tonight.
[9:59:54 PM] (Alphonse) *pfff*
[9:59:54 PM] (Lust) *snorts*
[10:00:11 PM] (Envy) Oh, I have a good one.
[10:00:26 PM] (Alphonse) Hmm...
[10:00:55 PM] (Lust) *snorts again*
[10:00:59 PM] Heather wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:01:11 PM] (Lust) Oh, I was sure that was Envy's!
[10:01:11 PM] (Heather) *GIANT GRIN*
[10:01:24 PM] (Envy) No, mine was abstinence.
[10:01:31 PM] (Lust) That was runner up.
[10:01:41 PM] (Lust) But...dying of dysentery.
[10:01:48 PM] (Alphonse) I don't have that good of a hand this time...
[10:02:15 PM] (Envy) Good, then you'll have a harder time winning
[10:02:18 PM] (Heather) *IMMATURE SNICKERING*
[10:02:20 PM] (Alphonse) >:P
[10:02:20 PM] (Lust) Ha, good round.
[10:02:35 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:03:31 PM] (Envy) Hell of an interview
[10:03:36 PM] (Alphonse) No kidding.
[10:03:40 PM] (Heather) (also you guys this absolutely needs to be the game where Sunny sits on Envy and Al)
[10:03:48 PM] (Lust) What job are you going for?
[10:03:49 PM] (Alphonse) (it so does)
[10:03:52 PM] (Envy) (IT DOES)
[10:03:57 PM] (Lust) (YES)
[10:04:05 PM] (Heather) Technically a REALLY good interview could probably involve all three of those.
[10:04:12 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:04:31 PM] (Heather) ... Oh. Well this question is awkward.
[10:04:41 PM] (Alphonse) Aw, man...
[10:04:58 PM] (Envy) Damn, now I don't have a good card.
[10:05:10 PM] (Lust) (OMG I HAVE THE BEST OOC CARD FOR THIS I CAN'T EVEN....)
[10:05:35 PM] (Lust) (It would not at all be IC to play it, but I have 'lesbians'.)
[10:05:42 PM] (Alphonse) (fklsdj;fa)
[10:05:43 PM] (Heather) (oh my god now you have to tell me what it i-- HAHAHAHA)
[10:05:48 PM] (Envy) (pffffff)
[10:06:03 PM] (Lust) (YEAH!)
[10:06:18 PM] (Heather) *stares at 'All the single ladies'* .... Okay, ha ha, very funny, you smartasses.
[10:06:27 PM] (Heather) *POINTEDLY SELECTS 'THE GODDAMN BATMAN'*
[10:06:28 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:06:31 PM] (Alphonse) Yes!
[10:06:40 PM] (Lust) ........
[10:06:45 PM] (Envy) But single ladies was funnier!
[10:06:57 PM] (Heather) *REACHES OVER AND FLICKS ENVY'S EAR*
[10:07:04 PM] (Alphonse) *snickering*
[10:07:18 PM] (Envy) *INDIGNANT LOOK*
[10:07:23 PM] (Lust) .............
[10:07:27 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:07:56 PM] (Alphonse) (...i wish I could ICly play 'the columbine shooting')
[10:08:04 PM] (Heather) (OH NO)
[10:08:23 PM] (Lust) (PFFFFFF)
[10:08:44 PM] Heather wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:08:55 PM] (Alphonse) (oh shit, i thought it read 'white people be like'!)
[10:09:21 PM] (Lust) (No worries!)
[10:10:09 PM] (Alphonse) ............
[10:10:16 PM] (Envy) *snickering*
[10:10:31 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:10:35 PM] (Alphonse) Damnit!
[10:10:38 PM] (Envy) HA!
[10:10:44 PM] (Lust) Why are you surprised?
[10:11:02 PM] (Alphonse) I thought he was premature ecajulation!
[10:11:13 PM] (Lust) That was me.
[10:12:23 PM] (Alphonse) Aaaaaaand there's the carnival penis.
[10:12:38 PM] (Heather) I think it's a given that that one will show up at least once every round.
[10:12:39 PM] (Lust) It's not a real game unless it makes an appearance.
[10:13:06 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:13:41 PM] (Alphonse) ... *eyes his cards...*
[10:14:30 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:15:29 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:15:36 PM] (Envy) ...DAMN IT.
[10:15:37 PM] (Heather) Oh shit.
[10:15:37 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[10:15:43 PM] (Envy) I thought that one would be Heather's.
[10:15:45 PM] (Alphonse) Haha!
[10:16:33 PM] (Envy) Don't think you're going to win this time, you only JUST tied with me.
[10:16:43 PM] (Lust) It's still anyone's game.
[10:16:47 PM] (Alphonse) I'm gonna get that crown, you just watch.
[10:17:32 PM] (Envy) ....
[10:17:34 PM] (Lust) *laughing*
[10:17:37 PM] (Alphonse) ...oh wow.
[10:17:37 PM] (Envy) *CACKLES*
[10:17:57 PM] (Lust) Everyone wants that crown.
[10:18:19 PM] (Heather) We all want to be terrible.
[10:18:54 PM] (Lust) They're all horrible.
[10:19:04 PM] (Alphonse) They're all so bad...
[10:19:24 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:19:26 PM] (Lust) The crown DOES say 'The Worst Human'.
[10:19:34 PM] (Lust) HA! I'm catching up!
[10:19:38 PM] (Heather) ... Aw, man. I thought for sure mine would win that one.
[10:19:44 PM] (Alphonse) Which one were you?
[10:19:54 PM] (Heather) *EXCEPT THAT NO ONE KNOWS HOW FITTING AND THEREFORE TERRIBLE IT WAS*
[10:20:04 PM] (Heather) The baby one.
[10:20:10 PM] (Envy) I was historical revisionism
[10:20:14 PM] (Alphonse) *YUP*
[10:20:22 PM] (Heather) ... Maybe it's only funny if you-- .... nnnnever mind.
[10:20:27 PM] (Heather) Play your cards, dorks.
[10:21:28 PM] (Heather) ... Ew. Sugar-free and soy? No thanks.
[10:21:33 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:21:39 PM] (Heather) aw MAN.
[10:21:45 PM] (Lust) Who's going to win that crown?
[10:21:51 PM] (Lust) .....oh god.
[10:22:16 PM] (Envy) ...well this should be good.
[10:22:19 PM] (Heather) ........... *would have had a smart remark for this a few months ago, but stays weirdly silent*
[10:22:35 PM] (Alphonse) (lmao poor Heather)
[10:22:39 PM] (Envy) *vaguely notices*
[10:22:50 PM] (Alphonse) *oblivious!*
[10:23:17 PM] (Lust) .......
[10:23:23 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:23:28 PM] (Lust) Ha!
[10:23:34 PM] (Envy) Aw, really?
[10:23:35 PM] (Alphonse) Wow, I won with that?
[10:23:57 PM] (Envy) Luuuust, don't pick HIS cards!
[10:24:11 PM] (Lust) Picking Altar Boys felt vaguely creepy.
[10:24:15 PM] (Lust) I didn't do it on purpose!
[10:24:17 PM] (Alphonse) *razzes Envy*
[10:24:56 PM] (Envy) *COMPETITIVE GLARE*
[10:25:03 PM] Heather wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:25:11 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[10:25:16 PM] (Alphonse) We're really keeping even this game.
[10:25:52 PM] (Lust) It's really anyone's.
[10:26:48 PM] (Alphonse) .............................
[10:27:05 PM] (Lust) *poker face*
[10:27:13 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:27:19 PM] (Lust) Wow.
[10:27:24 PM] (Alphonse) *silent fuming*
[10:27:25 PM] (Envy) *smug look*
[10:28:26 PM] (Heather) ... Hmm...
[10:28:31 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:28:41 PM] (Heather) Ominous background music. Can't stand that shit.
[10:28:45 PM] (Lust) Oh, good on you Alphonse!
[10:29:02 PM] (Lust) Mine was orgasm.
[10:29:33 PM] (Heather) --HAHA, yeah, I uh... kinda figured that one was yours.
[10:29:43 PM] (Alphonse) Heh, with that music going on all the time, I figured it was a good choice.
[10:29:44 PM] (Lust) Well it could have been the super soldiers.
[10:30:02 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:30:05 PM] (Envy) Super soldiers was mine, I figured if something was GOING to be wanted for that much...
[10:30:22 PM] (Alphonse) Definitely makes sense!
[10:30:54 PM] (Alphonse) (...how bad do i wanna be...)
[10:30:58 PM] (Lust) Well who doesn't want to swiftly achieve an orgasm?
[10:31:28 PM] (Heather) Not enough to pay that much for it!
[10:31:36 PM] (Lust) *shrugs*
[10:31:44 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:32:13 PM] (Envy) (THAT WAS SAD)
[10:32:18 PM] (Lust) (YES IT WAS!)
[10:32:34 PM] (Alphonse) (BUT ACCURATE WITH THEM)
[10:32:42 PM] (Envy) (YEAH)
[10:33:04 PM] (Lust) (It's like a tagline to being a homunculus)
[10:34:25 PM] (Heather) (whoa, hello. Am I here?)
[10:34:30 PM] (Alphonse) (Yep!)
[10:35:24 PM] Heather wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:35:37 PM] (Heather) Haha, nice.
[10:36:21 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:36:21 PM] (Envy) I dunno, shambling corpses do make things interesting.
[10:36:29 PM] (Lust) They do!
[10:36:33 PM] (Heather) I almost picked that one. But I like prancing.
[10:36:50 PM] (Lust) What should I substitute for Canadian, I don't know what that is.
[10:37:12 PM] (Envy) Canada was some little kid that followed France around
[10:37:20 PM] (Lust) Oh.
[10:37:37 PM] (Alphonse) France? The country?
[10:38:03 PM] (Envy) ....*SUDDENLY, THE BIGGEST AND MOST AMUSED SMIRK*
[10:38:27 PM] (Lust) ....France is Envy's life partner. He lives with us.
[10:38:30 PM] (Envy) Did you know that France lives here? I think he's upstairs.
[10:38:33 PM] (Alphonse) *...he just walked into something, didn't he*
[10:38:45 PM] (Lust) *isn't going to make a big deal out of this*
[10:38:48 PM] (Alphonse) ...what?
[10:38:57 PM] (Alphonse) *SO CONFUSED*
[10:39:00 PM] (Heather) .... Oh. Uh, nobody told Al about that, huh.
[10:39:14 PM] (Heather) He's Envy's boyfriend, kid.
[10:39:26 PM] (Lust) He's a very nice man. We go shopping together.
[10:39:36 PM] (Heather) Good cook, too.
[10:39:47 PM] (Alphonse) ... *404 error* ...oh.
[10:40:30 PM] (Alphonse) (and i just got the mental image of Envy wrapped seductively in the French flag)
[10:40:36 PM] (Lust) (kjshdjmzbhdhnzfbzsdh)
[10:40:41 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:40:46 PM] (Envy) (....PROBABLY...ACCURATE...)
[10:41:10 PM] (Alphonse) (THAT'S SORT OF WHAT AL IS THINKING OF RIGHT NOW)
[10:41:18 PM] (Alphonse) (HOW DO YOU HAVE SEX WITH A COUNTRY)
[10:41:27 PM] (Lust) Who wants a drink?
[10:41:43 PM] (Alphonse) I think I do.
[10:42:00 PM] (Envy) (if he said that Envy's troll answer would be "All the time C:"
[10:42:02 PM] (Envy) )*
[10:42:15 PM] (Lust) *gets drinks*
[10:42:17 PM] (Alphonse) (which is why he's not saying it!)
[10:42:56 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:43:05 PM] Play 3 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[10:43:44 PM] (Envy) *just still snickering at Al's face*
[10:44:30 PM] (Alphonse) *finally snaps out of it and flips Envy off*
[10:44:43 PM] (Lust) Manners....everyone.
[10:44:45 PM] (Envy) *flips him off right back*
[10:45:02 PM] (Heather) Whoa, behave, you guys!
[10:45:17 PM] (Alphonse) *mutter grumble*
[10:45:17 PM] (Lust) We're all adults here, aren't we?
[10:45:32 PM] (Envy) Hey, he started it.
[10:45:39 PM] (Alphonse) (incoming owlmom?)
[10:45:44 PM] (Lust) That doesn't mean you need to finish it.
[10:45:45 PM] (Alphonse) I didn't say anything!
[10:45:56 PM] (Heather) (LET'S LET THEM FIGHT A LITTLE MORE)
[10:46:01 PM] (Alphonse) (OKAY)
[10:46:03 PM] (Envy) You didn't have to SAY anything!
[10:46:21 PM] (Heather) (when it looks like they'll come to blows, Owlmom will arrive)
[10:46:33 PM] (Alphonse) Sorry I got confused about a country being a person!
[10:47:36 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:47:41 PM] (Alphonse) ...damnit!!
[10:48:00 PM] (Envy) He is a person! Besides, you were probably more confused that I could date someone, admit it.
[10:48:12 PM] (Alphonse) I'm not saying a damn word.
[10:49:21 PM] (Heather) Quit trying to kill each other with your eyeballs and play your cards!
[10:49:29 PM] (Heather) *shoots Lust a "BOYS..." look*
[10:49:44 PM] (Lust) *rolls her eyes and shakes head in sympathy*
[10:49:55 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:49:59 PM] (Alphonse) *just glaring at his cards now*
[10:51:44 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:52:05 PM] (Envy) ...*tosses a popcorn kernel at him*
[10:52:44 PM] (Alphonse) ................ *tosses it back*
[10:52:59 PM] (Envy) ..........*TOSSES THREE MORE*
[10:53:16 PM] (Lust) Oh, for god's sake...
[10:53:24 PM] (Alphonse) *EATS THEM*
[10:53:40 PM] (Heather) *IS HONESTLY JUST GLAD THAT THEY'RE THROWING POPCORN AND NOT PUNCHES*
[10:53:47 PM] (Envy) *HANDFUL OF POPCORN, AT HIS FACE*
[10:53:51 PM] (Alphonse) HEY!
[10:54:47 PM] (Lust) Whoever makes a mess has to clean it up.
[10:55:23 PM] (Envy) Hey what, you can't do anything about it. I've got all the popcorn.
[10:55:30 PM] (Envy) *at Al, not Lust*
[10:55:47 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:56:07 PM] (Heather) (I love how Al and Envy keep picking each other's cards)
[10:56:09 PM] (Alphonse) That doesn't mean you can just throw it at me!
[10:56:12 PM] (Heather) (It makes this even better)
[10:56:17 PM] (Alphonse) (it does)
[10:56:22 PM] (Alphonse) (fuel for their fire)
[10:56:24 PM] (Envy) I don't see why not. *sneer*
[10:56:27 PM] (Envy) (YEP)
[10:56:50 PM] (Heather) Technically, food-throwing was established as being within the rules the first time we played this.
[10:57:04 PM] (Heather) Mainly because I kept throwing stuff at Henry and he never fought back.
[10:57:22 PM] (Alphonse) *GLARES AT ENVY, looks at Heather....*
[10:57:24 PM] (Lust) It DOES happen often.
[10:57:37 PM] (Alphonse) *picks up all the popcorn and throws it back at Envy's face*
[10:57:46 PM] (Envy) HEY!
[10:57:58 PM] (Alphonse) Hey what? *SMIRK*
[10:58:00 PM] (Lust) *throws up hands*
[10:58:01 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:58:14 PM] (Envy) *OVERTURNS BOWL ON HIM*
[10:58:23 PM] (Heather) --WHOA, you guys! Hey!
[10:58:29 PM] (Alphonse) *SPUTTERS AND LUNGES FOR ENVY*
[10:58:37 PM] (Lust) Hey!
[10:58:47 PM] (Heather) *CARDS FLY EVERYWHERE*
[10:58:49 PM] (Envy) *FIVE YEAR OLD FIGHT*
[10:59:01 PM] (Alphonse) *LITERAL ELRIC CHILDREN*
[10:59:14 PM] (Lust) *stares in horror and vague disbelief*
[10:59:36 PM] (Heather) *AND THEN, LIKE A FALLING CLOUD, SUNNY DESCENDS OUT OF NOWHERE and Envy and Al literally disappear under white fluff* *BEHAVE, CHILDREN*
[10:59:48 PM] (Alphonse) *...what just happened*
[10:59:55 PM] (Heather) *floomp*
[11:00:09 PM] (Lust) .....*well, that solves that*
[11:00:18 PM] (Envy) *what is happening why all these feathers*
[11:00:29 PM] (Heather) --Sunny, where the hell did you-- ... you know what, never mind.
[11:00:32 PM] (Alphonse) *squirming to get his head out!*
[11:00:47 PM] (Lust) Better than any Espurrs getting involved. Heather, wine?
[11:01:12 PM] (Heather) Wine sounds GREAT. *Sunny twitters softly and proceeds to groom Al's hair once his head pops out from under the feathers*
[11:01:22 PM] (Envy) *manages to get out up to his shoulders but not any further*
[11:01:44 PM] (Envy) Heather! Make Sunny get off of me!
[11:02:02 PM] (Alphonse) *kind of...sits there for a bit before getting his shoulders and arms out too*
[11:02:07 PM] (Lust) *pours wine* You can stay in time out until you can behave. Both of you.
[11:02:12 PM] (Heather) Dude, you KNOW Sunny. I can't make her do anything.
[11:02:25 PM] (Heather) I don't even have the right badge...
[11:02:31 PM] (Alphonse) I didn't do-- *GRUMBLE GRUMBLE*
[11:02:40 PM] (Heather) *Sunny starts to groom Envy too. :>*
[11:02:45 PM] (Lust) Be glad this is the worst that's happening.
[11:02:47 PM] (Envy) *SULK*
[11:02:53 PM] (Alphonse) *ALSO SULK*
[11:03:03 PM] (Alphonse) ...can I have my cards back.
[11:03:10 PM] (Lust) You know how *I* punish misbehaving children. *pointed but mildly amused look*
[11:03:26 PM] (Heather) *snickers and shoves the cards towards them* Play your cards, you babies.
[11:03:29 PM] (Lust) *Yes Lust did just jokingly threaten to spank them*
[11:03:39 PM] (Envy) *SORT OF ALARMED LOOK*
[11:04:06 PM] (Alphonse) *THINKS SHE MEANT FROM BACK HOME but oh yeah, Wrath at the party*
[11:04:22 PM] (Envy) *glares at Al* Don't look at my cards.
[11:04:38 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:04:41 PM] (Alphonse) *glares back* I don't cheat.
[11:04:50 PM] (Alphonse) Dangit!
[11:05:02 PM] (Lust) Well, Envy did win the crown.
[11:05:07 PM] (Lust) *puts it on his head*
[11:05:08 PM] (Envy) ....
[11:05:14 PM] (Envy) *LOOKS A BIT HAPPIER*
[11:05:30 PM] (Alphonse) *ANGRILLY CROSSES ARMS*
[11:05:44 PM] (Alphonse) (want a break before the next one? i need to pee...)
[11:05:49 PM] (Envy) (okay!)
[11:05:49 PM] (Lust) (Me too!)
[11:05:49 PM] (Heather) *Sunny adusts the crown lovingly so that it sits straighter, then pulls out some down to stick in Al's hair so that he gets to have something pretty on his head too*
[11:06:17 PM] (Alphonse) *...okay Sunny gets a smile and pat for that c:*
[11:06:52 PM] (Envy) *grumbles...less sulkily. nobody can stay mad at Sunny*
[11:10:18 PM] (Alphonse) (ready check?)
[11:10:25 PM] (Envy) (ready!)
[11:10:32 PM] (Lust) (ready!)
[11:10:38 PM] (Heather) (Readyyyyy. I have cats all over me so I am trapped in bed)
[11:11:34 PM] (Lust) Perhaps WITHOUT any attempts at physical violence this time?
[11:11:52 PM] (Envy) Like we could, we've got a giant owl sitting on us.
[11:11:58 PM] (Heather) *Sunny lets out a bell-like chirp in agreement*
[11:12:12 PM] (Lust) You're both resourceful.
[11:12:55 PM] (Alphonse) Hmph.
[11:13:20 PM] (Heather) Good girl, Sunny.
[11:13:39 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:14:08 PM] (Alphonse) ... *head in hands*
[11:14:54 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:15:13 PM] (Alphonse) (was envy the abortions)
[11:15:20 PM] (Envy) (of course he was)
[11:15:35 PM] (Lust) That could have been much worse.
[11:15:57 PM] (Alphonse) It could have.
[11:16:32 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:16:47 PM] (Envy) ...Damn, Lust. You really want to wear the crown.
[11:16:48 PM] (Heather) SHIT, Lust, calm down with the wins.
[11:16:52 PM] (Lust) I'm on a roll tonight.
[11:17:23 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:18:11 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:18:33 PM] (Alphonse) I don't think this round is gonna last very long!
[11:19:13 PM] (Lust) *shrugs smugly*
[11:19:37 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:19:50 PM] (Envy) I knew that one would be yours.
[11:19:51 PM] (Lust) I have the best cards this round.
[11:20:06 PM] (Lust) (...OMG I HAVE LESBIANS AGAIN!)
[11:20:18 PM] (Heather) [HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING]
[11:20:29 PM] (Alphonse) (OH MY GOD)
[11:20:49 PM] (Envy) (PLAY IT FOR HEATHER AS A THROWAWAY CARD AT SOME POINT)
[11:20:54 PM] (Lust) (CAH KNOWS!)
[11:20:56 PM] (Heather) (The universe really wants Lust to inadvertently acknowledge Heather's crush apparently)
[11:21:02 PM] (Envy) (so envy can keep noticing things)
[11:21:11 PM] (Alphonse) (it has been written, so it shall be...)
[11:21:15 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:21:19 PM] (Heather) Fuck.
[11:21:24 PM] (Lust) *dances in her seat*
[11:21:31 PM] (Alphonse) *just laughing*
[11:22:25 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:22:42 PM] (Heather) *... BREATHES A SLIGHT SIGH OF RELIEF THAT HER CARD -WASN'T- PICKED THAT TIME*
[11:22:51 PM] (Heather) *it was 'cuddling'*
[11:23:19 PM] Heather wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:23:48 PM] (Envy) That sounded like the most perilous thing.
[11:24:03 PM] (Heather) Trust me, it was.
[11:24:13 PM] (Alphonse) We'll take your word for it.
[11:24:24 PM] (Lust) You're the expert.
[11:24:41 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:25:42 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:25:49 PM] (Heather) ... HAH. Good choice, Envy.
[11:26:04 PM] (Envy) Thought you'd like that one.
[11:26:18 PM] (Alphonse) *?*
[11:26:52 PM] (Lust) Oh tough choice.
[11:27:00 PM] Heather wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:28:10 PM] (Alphonse) (god, I wanna play Republicans just on principle)
[11:28:24 PM] (Heather) (HAHAHA)
[11:28:45 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:28:53 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[11:29:18 PM] (Heather) Man, my cards are shit tonight.
[11:29:39 PM] (Alphonse) Mine would be better if I knew what half of them were.
[11:29:53 PM] (Envy) Mine have been terrible.
[11:29:56 PM] (Envy) Lust has all the good ones.
[11:30:04 PM] (Lust) Not this round
[11:30:20 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:30:29 PM] (Alphonse) ... *sigh*
[11:30:35 PM] (Envy) *smug*
[11:30:55 PM] (Heather) *Sunny begins to WARNING PREEN their hair*
[11:31:02 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:31:10 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[11:31:18 PM] (Alphonse) *he's not fighting!*
[11:31:27 PM] (Envy) *him either!*
[11:31:40 PM] (Alphonse) *...does Sunny like scratches?*
[11:32:09 PM] (Heather) *Sunny adores scratches but is also immune to attempts to win her favor!*
[11:33:02 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:33:09 PM] (Alphonse) *well, she gets them anyway, because she is a cute monster-owl-mom*
[11:33:10 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[11:34:15 PM] Heather wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:34:24 PM] (Heather) Heeeee.
[11:35:02 PM] Heather wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:35:34 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:35:54 PM] (Heather) I wouldn't want to go anywhere where there was clown strippers
[11:36:08 PM] (Lust) Those do sound terrifying.
[11:36:24 PM] (Alphonse) Yeah...
[11:36:28 PM] (Envy) And anywhere they are, I'd bet that sex goblin is there too.
[11:36:39 PM] (Heather) Exactly.
[11:36:41 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:37:35 PM] Heather wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:38:32 PM] Heather wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:38:55 PM] (Heather) Better look out, Lust, I'm catchin' up!
[11:39:05 PM] (Lust) So you are.
[11:39:21 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:40:01 PM] (Alphonse) ...why did we all go for dood on this one?
[11:40:06 PM] (Alphonse) *fod
[11:40:09 PM] (Alphonse) *food
[11:40:12 PM] (Alphonse) (I CAN TYPE)
[11:40:20 PM] Heather wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:40:29 PM] (Lust) Oh damn.
[11:40:37 PM] (Envy) I guess North Korea just sounds like a place that doesn't have any food
[11:40:56 PM] (Alphonse) Looking like a race to the finish!
[11:41:46 PM] Heather wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:42:06 PM] (Envy) Heather knows what card I have to pick if it comes up
[11:42:07 PM] (Heather) I didn't even try to answer the question with that one, I just knew you'd pick it.
[11:42:17 PM] (Lust) It wins every time.
[11:42:33 PM] (Alphonse) I can believe that.
[11:43:16 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:45:14 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:45:56 PM] (Envy) Hey, Heather and Lust are tied
[11:45:56 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:46:06 PM] (Lust) And you've almost caught us.
[11:46:24 PM] (Envy) Damn straight, I want to KEEP the worst person crown.
[11:46:27 PM] (Heather) We won't be tied for long, don't worry.
[11:46:57 PM] Heather wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:47:07 PM] (Heather) *smugly* Told you.
[11:47:20 PM] (Lust) I didn't argue.
[11:47:45 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:47:52 PM] (Heather) Aw fuck.
[11:48:25 PM] (Heather) *.... SPLUTTER*
[11:48:36 PM] (Alphonse) (PERFECT)
[11:48:43 PM] (Lust) (I HAVE BEEN WAITING!)
[11:48:45 PM] (Heather) (I'M CRYING)
[11:48:55 PM] (Envy) (BEAUTIFUL)
[11:49:08 PM] (Heather) *OH NO*
[11:49:09 PM] (Heather) *UH*
[11:49:19 PM] (Alphonse) *...heather u ok*
[11:49:24 PM] (Envy) *headtilt*
[11:49:27 PM] (Heather) *PICKS 'NOTHING' IN HASTE TO END THIS ROUND*
[11:49:28 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:49:58 PM] (Lust) ....I haven't seen this card before!
[11:50:14 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:50:51 PM] Heather wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[11:51:07 PM] (Alphonse) Time to give up that crown, Envy.
[11:51:09 PM] (Envy) *SIGHS, DRAMATICALLY REMOVES CROWN FROM HEAD*
[11:51:12 PM] (Lust) Heather finally wins one. How long has it been?
[11:51:12 PM] (Envy) *HANDS TO HEATHER*
[11:51:12 PM] (Heather) *RECOVERS FROM THE LESBIANS ROUND to throw her arms in the air*
[11:51:17 PM] (Heather) HAND IT OVE-- thank you
[11:51:24 PM] (Heather) *PUTS IT ON HEAD*
[11:51:28 PM] (Heather) *FOLDS ARMS*
[11:51:32 PM] (Heather) All must bow before me.
[11:51:50 PM] (Lust) *snorts*
[11:51:51 PM] (Envy) Hey, you finally beat Lust, too!
[11:51:58 PM] (Alphonse) *chuckling*
[11:52:06 PM] (Lust) By a single point only, I'll point out.
[11:52:11 PM] (Heather) Excuse me, 'finally'?
[11:52:18 PM] (Heather) Did you forget that I beat her in our first game EVER?
[11:52:24 PM] (Lust) That was ages ago.
[11:52:32 PM] (Heather) Still counts!
[11:52:34 PM] (Envy) It WAS a while ago.
[11:52:40 PM] (Heather) STILL COUNTS.
[11:53:09 PM] (Lust) Alright, I need my beauty sleep. I'm calling it a night, Heather can keep the crown till next time.
[11:54:27 PM] (Alphonse) Good night, Lust!
[11:54:40 PM] (Envy) ...Sunny, you can get off of us now.
[11:55:03 PM] (Lust) (GOOD GAME! Goodnight!)
[11:55:11 PM] (Alphonse) (nini!!)
[11:55:18 PM] (Heather) (G'NIGHT <3333333)
[11:55:26 PM] (Envy) (good night!)
[11:56:45 PM] Lust has left the game.
[11:59:40 PM] Heather has left the game.
[12:01:20 AM] Envy has left the game.