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[armoredsoul]

"Hi, this is Alphonse! Please leave a message and I'll get back to you when I can!"

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[rocketralph]

<sub>[Carter plows right through the garbage like a organic bulldozer but Ralph isn't so lucky. He tries to veer off to the side but much like a charging bull, once he gets going it's sort of hard to stop.]

[And the pokemon gods laughed as the heel of one of Ralph's big security guard boots catches on a banana peel and sends him sailing.]</sub>

EY-AAGH!

[armoredsoul]

[Ahh, yes. Sweet victory. Cecil takes a chance for the sake of amusement and doubles back, jumping over Carter to--very deliberately--use Ralph's stomach as a springboard. Cecil 'mowrrrrr's and bounds down the street, tail flicking merrily.]

[rocketralph]

<sub>[Carter's enormous bushy brows fly up as the Liepard flies overhead. He skids to a halt, falling to his butt and leaning back so that he is watching the purple and yellow blur disappear upside down. Huwuwuwuwh???]

[Ralph lets out an appropriate WHOOF! as Cecil bounces off of him. His head is spinning too hard from smacking against the hard pavement to even think of reaching up to snatch that long tail. He lets out a groan and slowly starts to rise before a SECOND set of paws bounces off his belly.]

[OOWWOOOOO OWOOOOOO WOOWOOOOO goes Carter's siren howl as he keeps up the chase. Ralph just lets out a groan and lays out flat on the pavement. He'd cover the potion with his paycheck if he could just...lay here a while.]</sub>

[armoredsoul]

[Poor Ralph, we knew him well.]

[Cecil continues the merry chase, leading Carter in circles around a few blocks before he runs into a bit of an obstacle. Namely--]

Cecil?! What are you doing?!

[--his trainer.]

[Alphonse glares at Cecil as the Liepard screeches to a halt in front of him, flicking his tail with the most innocent 'who, me?' face he can manage. But with his metaphorical paw in the cookie jar, it's not flying far.]

I leave you alone for ten minutes, and this what you get up to?!

[rocketralph]

_{[Cecil and Al are not alone for long because HERE COMES CARTER THE VERY REAL POLICE DOG wailing and barking and his fangs are aimed right for the spotty cat's tail.]}