[Envy looks so very, very disbelieving as he puts his hands on his hips for emphasis and rolls his eyes like Al's the unreasonable one and Envy didn't just panic and scramble down the stairs.]
You could've fooled me. You're some straight-laced...marshmallow fluff, for all I knew you would've felt bad and caved and told them everything!
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You could've fooled me. You're some straight-laced...marshmallow fluff, for all I knew you would've felt bad and caved and told them everything!
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[envy are you even TRYING]
Of course I feel bad about this, but it's not going to do any good if Wrath is taken away now!
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[Only Envy could make 'not a hardened criminal' sound like an insult. HE WILL OWN THAT MARSHMALLOW COMMENT, THANK YOU.]
Exactly! And that Ralph guy can't find out. Have you ever seen him in person? His ARMS are bigger than ME.
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[Compared to Envy, at least.]
Oh come on, that's impossible. Even the Major isn't that big!
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He lifts Charizards for fun.
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