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[armoredsoul]

"Hi, this is Alphonse! Please leave a message and I'll get back to you when I can!"

Comments

[exeggutorhead]

[Envy looks so very, very disbelieving as he puts his hands on his hips for emphasis and rolls his eyes like Al's the unreasonable one and Envy didn't just panic and scramble down the stairs.]

You could've fooled me. You're some straight-laced...marshmallow fluff, for all I knew you would've felt bad and caved and told them everything!

[armoredsoul]

--did you just call me a marshmallow?!

[envy are you even TRYING]

Of course I feel bad about this, but it's not going to do any good if Wrath is taken away now!

[exeggutorhead]

Yeah, I did! You're sure not a hardened criminal.

[Only Envy could make 'not a hardened criminal' sound like an insult. HE WILL OWN THAT MARSHMALLOW COMMENT, THANK YOU.]

Exactly! And that Ralph guy can't find out. Have you ever seen him in person? His ARMS are bigger than ME.

[armoredsoul]

[Al roooooooolls his eyes and sighs.] Of course I'm not, I'm normal.

[Compared to Envy, at least.]

Oh come on, that's impossible. Even the Major isn't that big!

[exeggutorhead]

Hey, I see him all the time, I know what I'm talking about! He works at the circus.

He lifts Charizards for fun.

[armoredsoul]

Envy, come on. I'm already taking this seriously, you don't have to come up with stuff like that.