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[armoredsoul]

"Hi, this is Alphonse! Please leave a message and I'll get back to you when I can!"

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[armoredsoul]

--did you just call me a marshmallow?!

[envy are you even TRYING]

Of course I feel bad about this, but it's not going to do any good if Wrath is taken away now!

[exeggutorhead]

Yeah, I did! You're sure not a hardened criminal.

[Only Envy could make 'not a hardened criminal' sound like an insult. HE WILL OWN THAT MARSHMALLOW COMMENT, THANK YOU.]

Exactly! And that Ralph guy can't find out. Have you ever seen him in person? His ARMS are bigger than ME.

[armoredsoul]

[Al roooooooolls his eyes and sighs.] Of course I'm not, I'm normal.

[Compared to Envy, at least.]

Oh come on, that's impossible. Even the Major isn't that big!

[exeggutorhead]

Hey, I see him all the time, I know what I'm talking about! He works at the circus.

He lifts Charizards for fun.

[armoredsoul]

Envy, come on. I'm already taking this seriously, you don't have to come up with stuff like that.