[Al had seen that post go up as well, and even had it open on the Gear. He does, however, has the goddamn sense of mind to not blurt about a crime in progress on the network just because someone asked about it, and so is just watching the replies start to roll in with a worried expression.]
[At least until Envy descends on the couch like some freakish monster and HISSES RIGHT IN HIS EAR WHAT THE FUCK. Al shrieks and the Gear goes flying across the room as he leaps up and swats at Envy blindly.} What the hell?!
[Normally, Envy would fall all over himself laughing at Al's reaction. But right now he has other concerns.]
[He swats right back at Al, though. Don't you smack him! Can't you hear the dramatic Fullmetal Alchemist background music? BWONGnehnehnehneeeeh. This is important!]
[Envy looks so very, very disbelieving as he puts his hands on his hips for emphasis and rolls his eyes like Al's the unreasonable one and Envy didn't just panic and scramble down the stairs.]
You could've fooled me. You're some straight-laced...marshmallow fluff, for all I knew you would've felt bad and caved and told them everything!
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[At least until Envy descends on the couch like some freakish monster and HISSES RIGHT IN HIS EAR WHAT THE FUCK. Al shrieks and the Gear goes flying across the room as he leaps up and swats at Envy blindly.} What the hell?!
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[He swats right back at Al, though. Don't you smack him! Can't you hear the dramatic Fullmetal Alchemist background music? BWONGnehnehnehneeeeh. This is important!]
Don't respond to that thing that just went up!
[BWONGnehnehnehnehNEEEH]
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[Also WOW RUDE, ENVY.] I wasn't going to! I'm not an idiot, you know!
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You could've fooled me. You're some straight-laced...marshmallow fluff, for all I knew you would've felt bad and caved and told them everything!
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[envy are you even TRYING]
Of course I feel bad about this, but it's not going to do any good if Wrath is taken away now!
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[Only Envy could make 'not a hardened criminal' sound like an insult. HE WILL OWN THAT MARSHMALLOW COMMENT, THANK YOU.]
Exactly! And that Ralph guy can't find out. Have you ever seen him in person? His ARMS are bigger than ME.
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[Compared to Envy, at least.]
Oh come on, that's impossible. Even the Major isn't that big!
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He lifts Charizards for fun.
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