2nd Transmutation | [video, action for Saffron] SAVE THE KITTIES

[armoredsoul]

Just how common is all this stuff?

[Yeah, that's a very panicked Alphonse on the screen, with two Espurrs clinging very tightly to his head. Painfully tight, in fact, judging from that wince. And it looks like there are more huddling around Al--seriously, someone needs to find homes for them before he adopts every single damn one of them.]

At least the poor things don't seem to be hurt from it, but this is crazy! I heard about that storm with the Sharpedo, but this doesn't even make sense!

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[a_sin_for_him]

[Lust's Espurr continues to stare.]

I just hope he's not...broken in the head. From the fall.

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[ossifragant]

Honestly, I have no idea.

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[armoredsoul]

[Al frowns a little, then sighs.] Hopefully not. It may be that these Pokemon are normally very calm by nature, and their expression just happens to be...well. Weird to us.

[Okay, so maybe that's reaching a bit but he's trying to be optimistic here, goddamnit.]

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[armoredsoul]

For the sake of any other Pokemon that would be subjected to this craziness, I hope it isn't.

Are you gonna be keeping one of them, too?

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[a_sin_for_him]

It's possible. Jigglypuffs can have a rather vacant gaze.

We'll see, I suppose. Poor things.

[It just seems so muted and nervous and...beleaguered. And with that, Lust's thought of a nickname for the thing.]

I think I'll call him Henry.

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[bookslap]

I believe that they're a psychic type? Or at least, that's what I heard one of the Nurse Joys say.

I hope this doesn't keep up for long. I don't want to wake up tomorrow to see yet more cats raining from the sky.

{NANAO NO}

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[ossifragant]

I am. One of them clung to me after it fell so I figured I might as well keep it. Seems cruel to kick it out of the shelter we have so I have a new cat now.

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[codpieces]

They gonna flood us?

[ oh noooo ]

Don't think I know how to swim in kittybros, man.

[ he already swims horribly to begin with. he's tried. ]

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[armoredsoul]

Jigglypuffs? I don't think I've seen one of those yet.

...Henry? [Al looks at the Espurr again, then smiles.] I think that's a good name. I'm trying to not name these guys quite yet, or else Brother will start lecturing me about knowing the limits of how many animals you can take care of...

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[armoredsoul]

Aww, he must have been really scared! How's he doing now?

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[armoredsoul]

[Gamzee, you are a precious child.] I don't mean literally! ...At least, I really hope it won't be literally. I don't know how you'd swim through that many cats either!

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[armoredsoul]

Huh. Maybe it's one of their powers cushioning them, then. It'd be a lot of work to do that, I'd think--maybe that's why they all look so shell-shocked beyond the fact they just fell out of the sky.

Me either! I mean, I wouldn't mind seeing more cats around, but we don't need them to literally rain down on us.

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[a_sin_for_him]

Chanteuse!

[It's a matter of seconds before the top and eyes of a Jigglypuff enters the corner of the screen, slowly creeping further in front of Lust.]

That's a Jigglypuff. And I'm sure the cat things will be fine in the wild. Most Pokemon live in the wild. You don't need to rescue them all.

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[ossifragant]

He still looks pretty spooked but I think they all look like that. It's rather weird.

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[codpieces]

Guess we won't get the down low 'til it motherfuckin' happens—

[ just think ]

Like— If you drown, what the fuck even goes down?

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[codpieces]

[ . . . omg ]

[envy_the_sinners]

I doubt he will be thrilled with a pile of psychic cats.

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[codpieces]

You gonna choke with a frown or float with that motherfucker upside-down?

[ his SICK FIRES cannot be contained like a mere domesticated animal

this shit is wild ]

Honk.

[ but anyway— ] Or, fuck— It's another great mystery, man.

[ . . . ]

You gotta follow your heart-long history, believe in the miracles you wanna believe, perceive, take that shit like a sick leave— haha, yeah.

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[enjoymyatelier]

Yes. Yes, it is. You haven't really experienced this place until something on the level of a shark ending up half buried in your yard happens to you... fortunately, I didn't hear of any deaths, but that was to be expected.

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[heartofmetal]

[Ed has been trying to avoid getting drowned in Espurrs. Well, he managed that - except with one. It seems this little girl has taken a liking to Ed since he heroically caught her from falling!! ... that was an accident, but oh well.

Ed will approach Al and... frown at the two kittens on top of him... and to every other Espurr on the ground.]

Seriously... you didn't gather these here by your own will, right?

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[armoredsoul]

[Al starts guiltily and swivels around to look at Ed--it's something like thirteen Espurrs altogether, and now they're all staring at Ed, too. Eddie the Luxio, meanwhile, lays his ears back and glares at Ed from where he's laying under a window, well away from the fuzzy pile.]

Th-that--! Well, they were all huddled around outside, and I couldn't just leave them out where they could get hurt...

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[heartofmetal]

[. . . Alphonse Elric, you're about to get lectured... Ed's slightly disturbed at all the staring though.]

They're not going to get hurt. They survived from falling out of the sky, they'll be fine. [These are not normal cats. They're cats with superpowers.] You better chase them back out before you get attached to them and want to keep them all. Because that's not happening.

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[armoredsoul]

I wasn't gonna keep them all! [Lies.] And even still, look at them! They're all so scared!

[Well, most of them are still shivering, though they seem to be calming down now. The two on Al's head don't look like they'll be dislodged by anything, though.]

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[babel_hacker]

Personally, I think the Sharpedo one is weirder because there's a movie about it way before it happened.

[The Espurr still looks traumatised, poor fella. But they're looking up at Atsuro and his PokeGear in confusion.]

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[bookslap]

That's very true-- I'll make sure to leave extra food out for them, they might need it.

Ah, you're a bit of a cat lover, then?