2nd Transmutation | [video, action for Saffron] SAVE THE KITTIES

[armoredsoul]

Just how common is all this stuff?

[Yeah, that's a very panicked Alphonse on the screen, with two Espurrs clinging very tightly to his head. Painfully tight, in fact, judging from that wince. And it looks like there are more huddling around Al--seriously, someone needs to find homes for them before he adopts every single damn one of them.]

At least the poor things don't seem to be hurt from it, but this is crazy! I heard about that storm with the Sharpedo, but this doesn't even make sense!

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[armoredsoul]

[Al is about to answer before all the Espurrs around him let out a soft, long 'nyaaaaaaaaaaaaao' in response to Gamzee, which startles him and makes him pause for a few seconds.]

...I...don't think it works like that in this instance. But the region certainly might become an ocean of these guys if this 'weather' doesn't stop soon.

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[codpieces]

They gonna flood us?

[ oh noooo ]

Don't think I know how to swim in kittybros, man.

[ he already swims horribly to begin with. he's tried. ]

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[armoredsoul]

[Gamzee, you are a precious child.] I don't mean literally! ...At least, I really hope it won't be literally. I don't know how you'd swim through that many cats either!

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[codpieces]

Guess we won't get the down low 'til it motherfuckin' happens—

[ just think ]

Like— If you drown, what the fuck even goes down?

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[codpieces]

[ . . . omg ]

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[codpieces]

You gonna choke with a frown or float with that motherfucker upside-down?

[ his SICK FIRES cannot be contained like a mere domesticated animal

this shit is wild ]

Honk.

[ but anyway— ] Or, fuck— It's another great mystery, man.

[ . . . ]

You gotta follow your heart-long history, believe in the miracles you wanna believe, perceive, take that shit like a sick leave— haha, yeah.

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[armoredsoul]

I don't think you can actually drown, if anything you'd be crushed by--

[Um. Well, that's a thing. Al has never been introduced to the magic that is freestyle rap, but he does at least recognize there's a cadence going on there? It's very confusing.]

...well, how about we believe there will be clear skies tomorrow?

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[codpieces]

No sorrow. [ heh- ok but for serious now. ]

I can roll with that. 'sides, these little fuckers hit hard when they tumbled out the clouds. It should rain, like . . . Pies instead, yo.

[ excuse him while he . . . imagines that miracle right there ]

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[armoredsoul]

Pies? That would...well, it'd hurt less, but can you even imagine the mess? The wild Pokemon probably wouldn't mind, though.

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[codpieces]

It'd be the pie fest of all festas, bro. Like one vast motherfuckin' pie across Johto— and who the fuck don't like pie, yeah?

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[armoredsoul]

Well, I like it on a plate and not in my hair. [But Al's laughing anyway, it's an amusing thought.] Though I'm in Kanto right now, so I'd be missing out!

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[codpieces]

Not if it rains pies in Kanto too, bro.

[ lmfao he's talking like this could actually be a thing

that could happen ]

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[armoredsoul]

[Of course he is. Al's finding it very hard to not find that absolutely concerning, but...well, Gamzee's Gamzee-ness has its own sort of charm.]

[Still, his chuckle is a little more worried this time.] No, that's true. But I don't foresee that happening anytime soon.